How to Get Some on Valentine's Day

So, I was at work, listening to some of the girls giggle and talk about what other girls' boyfriends were doing for them. I overheard one girl say, "Yeah, he's taking her to dinner and then a hotel!" Really? I was really unimpressed. Especially considering this girl was the mother of his son and another baby in her oven! You would think he could come up with something more... Her, you know? I'm not even her girlfriend or close friend, and I could still think of more original, romantic ways to woo her this Valentine's day!

Heeeey, that gave me an idea! Just roll with it, will you?

If you are looking to get laid this Valentine's or the next, why don't you listen to some ideas from a real girl.


#1 Don't expect to get some
Just because it's Valentine's Day does not mean you automatically 'get some'!
This holiday is about love and appreciating each other. Nothing says I love you like pre-planned naughty time. =P Here's what you should try instead, don't expect it. In fact, tell your woman that you don't need it, because just sharing the day together is satisfying. Being physically intimate is just a plus, a dessert you would never refuse, but don't need. I tell ya, that makes them putty.

#2 Dinner and a hotel room does not equal romantic nor original
Hello, did you want to be like every other boyfriend/man/little boy out there?
Then be my guest and take your woman to a crowded restruant were you can barely talk,
and then drag her back cave-man style to a hotel and make sweet, sweet lovings. Not! Let me tell you why this is lame, to me. Okay, Valentine's Day is one of THE most busiest nights of the year to be going out to dinner. I know I hate when I can't hold a conversation. Or waiting for an hour for a table. That's lame. Instead, cook a fancy meal for your girlfriend. Or make her favorite meal. You could get extra brownie points if you are one of those guys who NEVER cooks. Because it shows that you took the time to learn, to shop, and to plan. Every woman loves a man who plans! The other half, hotel room? Come on. The only way I can see this being romantic is if you two do NOT live together. Then it's like, "Aaaw" Or if you have thin walls and roommates. OR! If you take her out of town. And I don't just mean to the next town fifteen miles down. But if you guys live together, alone... come on. Instead, stay home, clean the house up, make her dinner and make the bedroom a personal oasis.
Light a thousand candles, no electricy, fill the bedroom with fresh flowers for scenery and for scent! Make the bed look inviting and sexy with some fun pillows or a silky blanket.

#3 Getting the Generic Gift from the grocery store
Roses and chocolate boxes... Some girls, usually if it's your first Valentine's day, will accept these. But further on down the road, if you keep getting these... You ain't getting none, honey. Show a girl you know her, that you pay attention to her buy getting her something she actually wants. Or taking her to a movie she's been going on about for a while. Instead of roses, get her favorite flowers and a cool vase she can reflect on later! And chocolate, don't just get her the biggest, prettiest looking one. Get the one with ALL of her favorite chocolate. Because we like share, yeah, but we don't want to end up giving you guys all the nasty ones we hate and then it's like you bought yourself a candy! Get her FAVORITE kind and those favorite flowers, AND something from the heart.


Remember these things and maybe you'll end up with this after all is said and done. ;D


And girls, just because he's a boy does not mean all he wants is sex.
He would also like some sexy lingere, your hair the way HE thinks it's sexy, and less foreplay, more 'mouthy' fun.


Okay? Happy Valentine's Day, folks!
x♥x♥x
alexisxannastetic